I met Santa at a neighbor's Christmas party. He seemed so much like the old Saint that when he asked me to whisper in his ear what I wanted for Christmas, I said, "Santa, I just graduated and I want a job." Santa chuckled and said, "And so you shall... and so you shall ... Merry Christmas, ho ho, ho." One look at our photo and you'll see why I believed him.
Now, you are chuckling I'm sure. But, I did get a job (and it was one that I liked). I still can't believe that Santa didn't have something to do with it. Recently, I met the hostess of the party, and I asked about Santa. "Oh, he was some high school kid we hired for the party." I just smiled because I knew better. That knee I sat upon was Santa's, and I got the job to prove it.