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by Michael Kane

On my way to Central Park today, I passed a police officer with a walkie-talkie.

 

He said into it,

 

"Suspect has a black machete, possibly a concealed Uzi."

 

 
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"Here in Virginia we have police officers who pull you over for "improper lane change." (I forgot to hit the turn signal yesterday as I pulled around a "parked" Metro bus. The fine is $30 and the processing fee is $66. The fine for public intoxication and "swearing" is only $20. Next time I go to the garden center, I'll be walking with a bottle of tequila and a little red wagon for the plants. Give me a NYC policeman who is actually looking out for the bad guys any day!"

Added 24 April 2008 by Beth Kane 

"Darn. Whatta ya think the machete was for?"

Added 22 April 2008 by Bennie Wells