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The Unintentional Language of Love

Fernanda's from Argentina, and Cristina's from Spain.  I've discovered that I have a thing for Spanish speakers.

One day I asked Fernanda if she thought there was a language barrier between us.

"What's a barrier?" she asked.

On Friday the 13th I took Cristina to a haunted house.  Afterward we got dinner, got ice cream and walked around the city.  She tried telling me something about her computer but she didn't know the word for the small type of computer that folds up.

"Laptop", I told her. 

"Okay . . laptop", she repeated.

Later on in the evening, she described an email she had been typing.  On her lamb chop.

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"god dammit. I love foreigners."

by Biff 

"As a Texan who has slaughtered many languages in my travels, I once told a girl in a broken tongue, not "let's go home and start the fire", but rather "I need us to go burn my house down.""

by Ran Scot 

"Hilarious!!! I wonder what crazy stuff I've said . ."

by Michael Kane 

"Once in residency, one of my fellow residents was trying to tell a Spanish speaking woman that he was going to check her cervix in labor. She replied "cerveza" means beer.""

by Elizabeth Kane